2015-2016 NFL Predictions

Time for the Super Bowl matchup we’ve all been waiting for? Or will somebody new finally make it click?

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The Super Bowl XLIX Champion New England Patriots kickoff the season tonight at home against the Pittsburgh Steelers. With that game quickly approaching, I figured now would be as good a time as any to finally release my predictions for the 2015-16 season.

I believe accountability is important, so we’ll take a quick look at how I did last year. I correctly tabbed five division winners, two of the final four playoff teams, and one of the two Super Bowl contenders. My big risk of predicting the 2-win Texans to rebound and make the playoffs fell just short (needed just one more win). Not terrible considering how difficult the NFL is to figure out. Having said that, the below predictions are 100% correct. Calling them predictions is actually inaccurate and borderline offensive. This is prophecy.

-First, by division (*playoff team):

NFC East: 1. Eagles* (10-6) 2. Cowboys* (10-6) 3. Giants (7-9) 4. Redskins (5-11)

NFC North: 1. Packers* (13-3) 2. Lions (8-8) 3. Vikings (6-10) 4. Bears (4-12)

NFC South: 1. Saints* (10-6) 2. Bucs* (9-7) 3. Falcons (8-8) 4. Panthers (6-10)

NFC West: 1. Seahawks* (12-4) 2. 49ers (7-9) 3. Cardinals (6-10) 4. Rams (6-10)

AFC East: 1. Patriots* (13-3) 2. Dolphins* (10-6) 3. Jets (6-10) 4. Bills (5-11)

AFC North: 1. Ravens* (11-5) 2. Steelers* (10-6) 3. Bengals (7-9) 4. Browns (6-10)

AFC South: 1. Colts* (11-5) 2. Texans (8-8) 3. Jaguars (3-13) 4. Titans (3-13)

AFC West: 1. Broncos* (12-4) 2. Chargers (8-8) 3. Chiefs (6-10) 4. Raiders (3-13)

Playoffs:

NFC Wildcard: (5) Cowboys over (4) Saints, (3) Eagles over (6) Bucs

AFC Wildcard: (4) Colts over (5) Dolphins, (3) Ravens over (6) Steelers

NFC Divisional: (1) Packers over (5) Cowboys, (2) Seahawks over (3) Eagles

AFC Divisional: (1) Patriots over (4) Colts, (2) Broncos over (3) Ravens

NFC Conference: (1) Packers over (2) Patriots

AFC Conference: (1) Patriots over (2) Broncos

Super Bowl 50: (1) Packers over (1) Patriots

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An easier guide:

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Notes:

-It’s finally time for the Packers-Patriots matchup we’ve all been looking for for the past five or so years. They both have consistently been on top, appeared in and won Super Bowls, and have the tools to get back there for Super Bowl 50. New England lost some key defensive talent in Vince Wilfork and Darrelle Revis, but they should still be able to beat the AFC playoff teams that have bigger issues. Green Bay suffered a devastating loss with Jordy Nelson going down for the year with an ACL tear, but still have a strong enough WR corp that 2014 MVP Aaron Rodgers will do plenty with. He’ll still have Eddie Lacy behind him, who’s expected to be one of the best backs of the year. The defense Green Bay had last year was decent enough to bring them inches away from the Super Bowl. So close. So close they were basically in  the Super Bowl. Even without Nelson, Green Bay can snag the best record in the NFC, grab home field advantage throughout the postseason, and avoid playing in godforsaken Seattle. It will be enough to down the Seahawks (who still look fantastic) and deny the Patriots a chance at repeating. Doesn’t it feel like Rodgers will win one again anyways?

-I try to take a big risk every year (usually involving a major turnaround of some sort) and this year that risk is Tampa Bay. I covered the uncanny ability of a cellar-dweller to be able to turn it around and make to the playoffs the next season, and the Bucs have the makings of a team that can do it. Don’t get me wrong, a lot has to go right. Ultimately determining their success will be rookie Jameis Winston. I believe Winston is a QB who feeds off confidence. If the Bucs can string some wins together–even against bad teams–his ceiling will grow exponentially. He can take this team to the playoffs, but the success needs to come early. Tampa has Tennessee, New Orleans, Houston, Carolina, and Jacksonville as its first five games. They can realistically win three or four of those. If they do happen get off to a 4-1 start, watch out. They’ve got fantastic young talent in Gerald McCoy and Mike Evans that could really help Winston ride that confidence train. If they struggle early, however, I could just as easily see this team crash and burn to a 4-12 record.

-There’s a few teams that could really break out, but I just have a hard time buying in. Minnesota has been slowly developing a quality team for a while now and hope Teddy Bridgewater can shake off rookie struggles and find sophomore success. The Rams traded QBs to get Nick Foles and could have one of the best defenses in the NFL. The Texans, Bills, and Jets are all expected to have fantastic defenses as well, but I just can’t shake their QB issues. One of these teams will very likely make me look like a fool by season’s end, but I just don’t feel confident pulling the trigger on any of them right now.

-I believe this will be Tom Coughlin’s final year as the Giants’ head coach. While New York’s offense should be solid (“should” has been a trouble spot for them recently), the defense just looks pitiful. Another losing record might be in the cards for the Giants and if it is, expect Coughlin to “resign” and allow New York to move in a new direction. Prove me wrong, Giants (please).

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