Hochuli’s threat ends NFL referee lockout

As the world witnessed Seattle Seahawks receiver Golden Tate catch the Green Bay defender for a game winning touchdown everyone assumed that would be the defining moment in ending the NFL referee lockout; however, that was not the case.  Reports have surfaced that with the recent advertisement and release of the Avengers on DVD, that NFL referee/gym rat Ed Hochuli decided to do his own version of the Hulk smash…..the Hoch smash!  Hochuli, upset that the replacement referees were portraying the zebra stripes in a negative light, confronted NFL commissioner Roger Goodell with two possible offers, a new 8-year deal with an increase in pay through 2019, along with a lifetime supply of Whey Protein mix and testosterone boosters, or a Hoch smash to the face.  Fearing a handshake agreement with Hochuli might end his check-writing days to himself, Goodell verbally agreed to Hochuli’s terms until the details of the deal could be put on paper and signed.

On a side note:  There are rumors that Ed Hochuli could be in the Expendables 3.  Stay tuned….

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